Positive things to remember right now.
Diddy Puffy P Diddy Combs does not like the court sketch artist’s drawings of him from court and has complained they make him look “like a koala”.
Koalas are currently filing a joint lawsuit because “Excuse me?”
There are great journalists on Substack, like Ken Klippenstein, you can subscribe to instead of having to listen to billionaire-owned, biased TV news networks who pay people in ugly blazers with overly straightened hair to scream at each other.
Artists can use platforms like Cara that filter their work with Glaze, a software that protects art from AI data scraping by scrambling the code so the AI is too confused to copy it. Nightshade is also a similar software trying to do good, derived from the University of Chicago, the hometown of da Pope.
”Artists who post their own art online should ideally have both Glaze AND Nightshade applied to their artwork. We are working on an integrated release of these tools.”Focusing on what you can control—even if its just a little donation or not launching Katy Perry into space, you’re still better than Jeff Bezos! Who could make a tremendously positive impact daily and chooses not to…
Mackenzie Scott!!!!!!
Rich people still get bad plastic surgery! - imagine you have all the wealth in the world, and your face is uneven. May we begin to heal as a culture and stop berating women for daring to age with the passing of time blah blah damned if you do, damned if you don’t!
…BUT seriously imagine you’re engaged to like the richest man on earth (it was Elon but he’s in his flop era now, LOL) and your plastic surgery looks like it was done by an unlicensed, Love Island contestant. Is it low-hanging fruit to make fun of rich people’s facelifts? Yes, but BUT if you have enough $ to stop world hunger and every day choose not to, I think your botched filler is fair game!!!!
United Healthcare was sued by its shareholders for approving too many claims after Luigi Mangione (innocent until proven guilty!) was arrested for the death of CEO Brian Thompson in December. It’s fun for me knowing that evil higher-ups at United are in trouble.
Endorphins - DO WHAT YOU ENJOY! If I hear or read 1 more headline about “pilates princesses” or cardio causing cortisol spikes, I’m going to release these knuckles, just kidding that was so freaking stupid.
Moving is moving, Pilates was literally invented by a man for veterans to work through their PTSD and mean girls on the internet did not invent it nor did they invent walking but they are trying to make it exclusive to only them!!!! Chihuahuas have been hot girl walking for centuries* without needing $300 matching Alo Yoga sets, if movement is available to you, do what gives you endorphins!*IDK how long they’ve been doing that for.
This whole list is a positive thing :D.